by: Ariel Velez
It's Saturday night and you and your girls are ready to go out and party! You want to look sexy and dance the night way and maybe meet a hot guy. You spend half the day getting ready, picking out the right outfit, getting your nails done and perfecting your hair, so the hair flip and hair twirl work to perfection. When you are finally primped and pampered, its time to get your girl's opinion, "How does this look?" choruses of "HELL YEAH BABY" and you are good to go... any "EH" responses send you back to the closet for a new outfit. Yes, you are just going out with the girls to dance and have fun but hey if the opportunity come along to talk to a guy, hell yea you're going to take it and look good while you're at it!
You make it to the bar to stand in line outside in the cold. And of course you didn't bring a jacket because 1) it would ruin the look and 2) you didn't want carry that big jacket into the bar and 3) maybe some cute guy will lend you his jacket! Conversation starter... just saying...
When you get in after flirting with the bouncer as he checks your id, you take a look around... who's here (don't want to run into any ex's) and who's new that catches your eye... a quick scan brings a group of guys drinking in the corner to your attention. Oh yea they are cute... BUT first things first --> to the bar for shots! It's time to get your drink on! But there's one lonely guy taking a shot at the bar.. he looks over to you and drunkenly slurs "Hey Pretty Lady" and then nothing... he can't barely put two words together to make a sentence... A quick turn on the dance floor and lap around the bar to check out the other guys and the competition. You and your girls stake your corner... hopefully in direct line of sight of that first group of cute guys... You're gossiping with the girls about important things, like how good your boobs look in this top, Prince William and Kate's wedding! Sigh! When you catch the eye of one of the guys from the group... he's coming over... Noooo he's just going to the bar for a beer... then suddenly there's this little creeper hovering on the outskirts of the group... he tries to hip dance into the circle but general looks of "What the heck is this guy doing here?" discourages him from further pursuit... On the dance floor again and whoa what was that some juice head just rammed his crouch into your back and started grinding on you RUN AWAY!!!! Bathroom time!!! ALL TOGETHER NOW --> one stall 5 girls... then new drinks and back to the corner... And finally that cute guy from the first group starts to head towards you... smile! Hair flip! Blush! ... Hope he's come over to talk to you... Ahh! He's walking over... He's not a troll... take a quick sip of your drink... and wait for the cheesy line... "Hi my name is X" Nice! Normal! Oh he's got a great smile... So far so good... he's pretty funny... he offers to get you a drink... You talk at the bar and then to the dance floor with your drinks...
Eh he can't dance but he's really cute ...Not too aggressive ... But then he goes in for a kiss... hmmm ... he's a great kisser! ... yea... you'll probably give him your number if he asks... but if he doesn't ... don't worry about it... there are other guys at the bar...
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