You finally got the nerve and approached the opposite sex! Whether it was at the bar, club or beach you got a phone number. Hopefully a name too. Congrats! So... what are you supposed to do now? If you are a guy do you call or text? How long should you wait before making contact? Girls are you waiting for that call or praying for a text or did you even remember giving out your number? Well guess what you did and now some guy is debating whether he should call or text you. He might actually be so torn that he is writing a blog about it right now...
All these questions and more will be answered in this week's question, "To Call or to Text? That is the question." Tom and I made a list of reasons to call and a list of reasons to text. Let us know which you prefer and why.
You’re a politician, celebrity, athlete, etc. Let’s face it your texts, sexts and naked pictures will eventually be shown to the world.
You need to prove you are a man and not just a semi-intelligent monkey.
You don't want a paper trail her husband can read.
You don't want a paper trail your wife can read.
Having both hands free are better for phone sex.
He/she is blind.
Apologies are more genuine over the phone.
Your cat, Mr. Whiskers, can't read and he much prefers the sound of your voice.
It is your only option. He/she only has a land line. Does anyone under 60 not have a cell phone? Whether or not they know how to use it is a different story, but if you know someone please share.
You can’t text an 800 number.
Your thumbs are too fat to text.
You have a sexy voice. By sexy I mean if your voice sounds like: Barry White, Fergie, the most interesting man in the world guy from the Dos Equis commercials, or Betty White.
You have an accent. I don’t mean a Jersey accent.
Your grandma doesn’t have a texting plan on her phone. Get with it Grams! Just because you are 95 isn’t an excuse.
Of the damage that can be done by auto correct.
Text because…
You have a chance to think about what you are going to say before blurting out something weird and creepy on the phone.
Social anxiety disorder isn't a problem if you can avoid people.
Avoid the awkward silence.
Emoticons are the best way to express your feelings J
You don’t want her bf/husband/kids to answer the phone.
You can casually wish 10 people a Merry/ Happy (Insert Holiday Greeting). This makes it as impersonal as possible. Then pray you get a text back. We have never done this before. Heard it from a guy…somewhere…
They are deaf.
She will hear the girl you are banging.
It is easier to ignore. No one actually cares about what your cat did, the dream you had last night or anything that happened at work.
That ‘attractive’ girl you met over the weekend isn’t ‘phone call’ hot.
You are a female with a deep voice or a male with a high voice.
Strip clubs are noisy and sparkles won't hear you.
She's next to you and you have to tell your buddy you banged her.
Share your opinion! Leave a commet or write a blog of your own.
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