Father's Day is this Sunday. Mr. Hollywood and I were wondering what are the worst possible gifts a father can receive? Here are a few we came up with. Enjoy!
A violin performance from your kid who "just started learning".
Viagra with a card saying "This is what mom said you needed".
Anything "homemade".
Your wife getting new boobs…smaller new boobs.
Tickets to go see a fancy new ballet.
A push lawnmower from your hippie child with a card that says, "This will save the environment and only add an hour to mowing the lawn."
A nice dinner with your kids, ex-wife and her new younger and sexy boyfriend.
A nice dinner with your kids, ex-wife, and her new younger and sexy girlfriend.
Giant dildo from your son and a wink when you open it.
Your 16 year old daughter telling you she is pregnant and has no idea who the father is.
Divorce papers.
Tickets to a Mets game.
The paternity test reveals it’s yours.
Happy Father's Day ya Bastards!
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