Weiner Jokes

Today Weiner officially resigned. Mr. Tom Hollywood and I decided to toss off a bunch of Weiner jokes in your face for one last time. Enjoy

"Weiner inches his way out."

 "I've had enough Weiner for one lifetime."

 "I've lost my taste for Weiner."
 

"It's about time. Everywhere I turn I see Weiner."

 "Weiner removes himself from tight spot to re-enter personal life"

 "Weiner's hard stance finishes. Clear thinking resumes."

 "Summer starts, Weiner burnt out of office."

"Weiner is another word for penis."

"Weiner can't face grilling, leaves charred."

 "Weiner finally releases."

 "Weiner finishes, leaves mess behind."

 "Weiner leaves a sticky situation."

 "Weiner can't finish what he started."

 "Weiner finishes sooner then expected."

 "Weiner shrinks under pressure."

 "Weiner blows his chance."

 "What did Weiner say to Twitter? I'm out."

 "Weiner says he can last, results show he finished before he started."

 "Salty Weiner leaves funny aftertaste."

 "Weiner leaves with it tucked between his legs."

 "Weiner succumbs to shrinkage."

"Weiner, weiner, weiner, weiner!"