What is the craziest thing you have done to impress someone you like?

Once you become attracted to someone things start to change. Your decision making becomes unstable. Thinking straight and acting normal are distant memories. An animal instinct takes over and you become a Neanderthal.  Now you try to convince this person that you are special. There is an essential need to impress and amaze your target. You must use any means necessary to win their heart. This might sound romantic, but usually backfires right in ones face. We always seem to choose to go all out and do crazy things to persuade this person into believing that you should be together.

Dinner and a movie- Cook a nice dinner, but since you can’t cook your mom is in charge of the catering. Then watch the Notebook together, but you cry so hard every time you watch the Notebook you end up puking.  

Write an intimate love note- By the look of pure disgust on their face, you got way too intimate.

Buy a gift- Did you really just buy a girl you never had a conversation with that didn’t involve work a necklace from Tiffany’s?

Marriage Proposal- You just started dating a week ago.

Buy a drink for a cutie at the bar- Does that ever work? I have wasted a lot of money and self respect that way.

Play the Pretend Game- Pretend you have money. Pretend you are an interesting person. Pretend that you have nothing but the best intentions.  

Show off your car- Eventually he/she will find out that your BMW belongs to your parents. It becomes difficult to explain why the car has to be home before 10pm.  

Adopt an animal- You decide to adopt a cat, because she loves cats. She isn’t impressed and now you are a 25 year old, single guy who owns a cat that bites you for no particular reason.  

Accompany them to a place they like- A club. Really? You don't like loud music, you can't dance and the smoke machine irritates your eyes. These would be the least of your problems, but you thought it would be a good idea to show up uninvited.  Way to go creep. In your defense their nightly plans were mentioned on Facebook.

Attend a party as their guest- This time you get invited. It is a family party. Now it is time to play the pretend game and impress his/her family. You get introduced as his/her friend to everyone at the party. Not only are you stuck at a 4 year old's birthday party, but you are also stuck in the dreaded friend zone.

What is the craziest thing you have ever done to impress someone?