Melissa's reaction to Online Dating

Online Dating

I have not tried online dating as of yet. I have filled out profiles but have not been committed to looking at my potential matches. I may have to follow up very soon because my normal way of meeting men is becoming weirder and weirder as each day passes (I tend to meet men with no teeth, smell of malt liquor and call me “Baby girl”).

Online Dating Questionnaires

As I mentioned earlier, I have signed up to a few online dating sites like Match.com and just recently Plenty of Fish.com. Although the questionnaires are quite thorough (think I even was given a pap smear during the process) I think that I still may attract the same type of “crazy” men that I would usually meet in a normal circumstance. So just for a little added protection I think that besides completing the online dating profile I should also add a few questions.

Question 3: What is your name? That would be your government name please.

In the past I usually meet men who introduce themselves as “Pookie”, “Ray Ray”, “Big Will” or my personal favorite “Reality” (really, Reality?). I would like the name your mama gave you please! I want the name that is printed on your Birth Certificate or like the folks in the ‘hood say your “government name”.

Question 2: Have you been to the prison? For how long? And for what?

Not jail. Prison! This is very important to me. I seem to attract men who have a reputation for visiting the clinker for long periods of time. Maybe they enjoy the butt cavity checks. Who knows! But please let me know up front if you’ve spend time in prison so I can let you down easy!

Question 1: How many Baby Mama’s do you have?

And finally, tell me if you have more than one Baby Mama. I do not want a man who has to keep in touch with 5 different women for the sake of his 25 children. Too much drama for me! If you have one child with one women and it did not work out, then that’s okay. Things happen. But if you haphazardly decided to impregnate a train of women and think I am going to start a relationship with you, you’ve have got to be out of your mind! Quite personally, if you have more than one Baby Mama then you should wear the red scarlet letters “MW” for Man Whore!

All 3 questions are patent pending (LOL)!

By Melissa