So why is it that we all do crazy stupid things to impress the opposite sex? We sit and say if someone doesn’t like me for who I am, forget them. HAHA yea right we all seem to change ourselves or do something to get their attention. Okay I will admit that I have done some stupid things to get a guy’s attention especially one I like. I will not admit to ALL of them but I will mention a few that I have done!
1. Pretended to like what they like! We all do it ladies. We may enjoy watching a sporting event, but we don’t want to hit up the sports bar every time to watch it “with the boys.” I do LOVE sports, but I can’t sit and pretend I really want to watch it. But I have to admit it’s a good excuse to shop. Any reason to go out and buy a cute jersey works for me. Like today, my friend and I are going to Giants training camp, do we really love the Giants that much? Not really, but maybe there will be hot guys there that think we like the Giants that much and we will strike up conversation. (Don’t Judge Me!)
2. Laughing at their jokes. HAHA lets make them pretend they are funny! Half of the time they really aren’t funny at all but we want them to think they are. Then say things do work out and we date and you have impressed them, now they are constantly telling jokes and they are far from funny. We are now embarrassed by their joke telling and how do we get it to stop? What have we got ourselves into?
3. Dressing to Impress! The thought of this is insane but again ALL girls have done it. If they tell you they haven’t they are liars and you shouldn’t trust them plain and simple. I know that if I am going out with someone I like I am dressing to impress. I am trying to get their attention and I will use my outfit to do it. We all want to look great don’t deny it.
4. Drinking a little too much. It loosens us up. We try to show them that we are a good time. We dance, we sing, we tell it like it is. Maybe they will associate us as a good time, NOT bad times!! Alcohol also lets us speak some things we would never say without some liquid courage. I remember once I drank a little too much and told an old friend that I always wanted him. I really hope that he doesn’t remember that. HAHA I’m sure he is reading this and shaking his head right now. (Hey what's up call me **wink face**) Doubt I impressed him, he probably thought I was insane but whatever it is what it is.
Like I said those the most common ones that I use as my ways to impress the guys I like, not all at the same time though. I know they are silly but we really all do it. Also it is not all faking it, I do like sports, but just not an OBSESSED amount; if you are funny I will laugh; I like to look good because when you look good you feel good, but sometimes I want to be in sweats and a hoodie; and I don’t constantly get drunk to impress a guy. Maybe we should all cut the crap and just be ourselves. Who am I kidding what fun would that be?
No comments:
Post a Comment