What a great weekend of history making events! Friday starts off with the Royal Wedding. I was so intrigued. I hope I have a magical wedding someday. They looked so happy and elegant. Ok enough. Blah. I can't say that and pretend I care. Sorry. Two cool things about the Royal Wedding:
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| Now I can get tea bagged by Prince William every morning. |
2. Kate Middleton is very attractive, don't get me wrong, but Big Willy probably could of done better. Here is a Brit Model who is definitly hotter than KM. You decide.
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| Kate Middleton = cute |
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| Louise Cliffe= meooowwww |
Will the Thrill might not be the best looking dude, but he is rich. Oh and he is a prince! Not too many people can say that and prove it. If you don't like Louise then just google single British women. I'm sure you can find someone that satisfys your high standards.
The other amazing story: Bin Laden is dead! Woo hoo. Was it me or did the video of people celebrating in the streets remind you of the munchkins in the Wizard of Oz celebrating after the wicked witch was dead?
No more lame Bin Laden videos that look like shows on your local access channel. I mean come on, get some HD equipment! At least a flip camera. Best Buy sells them for like $99. I posted an exclusive video of the US Special Forces taking down Osama earlier. Here is another...
Both stories took the weekend by storm. There was one story that tops both of these. How can that be? A story more interesting than the Royal Wedding and the killing of Bin Laden? You bet your ass.
This story took place on a casual Friday night in Sydney, Australia. An audience was captivated by young pop star onstage singing one of the greatest written songs of all time, "baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,baby, baby, baby,baby, baby, baby,baby, baby, baby,baby, baby, baby,baby, baby, baby,baby, baby, baby," .... a true lyrical genisus ...what happened next no one saw coming. Unimaginable horror insues. If you are under 17 please get your parents permission before watching this video. If you don't like Justin Bieber... you're welcome...
YES!!! How awesome is this? J. Biebs gets egged! If you are wondering, the strong willed Bieber didn't let a few broken eggs stop him. He waited for the eggs to be cleaned up and went back out and sang another one of his hit songs. Lyrics that make you think, "The Beatles who"? Dance moves that make Michael Jackson look like a corpse. Bieber is the greatest. What a true professional. If someone threw eggs at my cube while I was "working" forget it. I'm done. I would have to go home.
This was a magical weekend... A Royal Wedding with tea bags, Bin Laden- DEAD and some little douche getting his. In the end you get what you deserve, right? I hope that isn't true because if it is I definitly have a few eggs coming my way.
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