Ever wonder where the wrestlers of yesteryear are? Most of them are dead. You can’t take steroids, pain killers, and party like they did and live past 50. Some are still alive! Remember The Iron Sheik?! He has become a youtube sensation over the years for being one crazy, offensive bastard.
STOP READING NOW IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY. PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF THE IRON SHEIK'S MOUTH IS INSULTING! DON'T GET MAD AT ME. I'M JUST THE INSTIGATOR HERE.
These clips from The Howard Stern Show will bring you to tears.
He is clearly insane and extremely bitter. I don’t use Twitter much, but you have to check out his Twitter page. Here is one of his recent posts: “ghostbuster 3 make me want to beat the fuck out of someone... who?” https://de.twitter.com/the_ironsheik
Here is a list of career moves The Iron Sheik should make.
1. Broadway- Forget Mike Tyson on Broadway, I want to see a one man show featuring the Iron Sheik bitching about all the old wrestlers he hates. He doesn’t even need a script. Feed him some booze and let it be an interactive Q&A with the audience.
2. Join a reality TV show- Broadway could be a stretch, but why not reality TV? Insert him on any current reality show as a judge, contestant, host, etc.
3. Create his own reality TV show- Imagine cameras following him around all day. Each episode can feature a washed up, half dead, broke ass, crack head, wrestler from the past. They could argue with each other about who the better wrestler was and then try to fight each other.
3. Sports Analyst- Analyst for the Olympics. I can picture him screaming at those tiny muscular girls while they are trying their hardest to concentrate and stay on the balance beam about how Macho Man is a cheap piece of shit.
4. Sideline reporter- Erin Andrews who? Put Sheik on the sidelines and let him ask coaches and players whatever questions pop up in his head. I’d love to see an interview with Sheik and Tim Tebow.
5. Author for Children- Dennis Rodman just wrote a children’s book. Can you imagine what The Iron Sheik would come up with? Working title, “Why I Hate Hul…What did you just say? Hulk Hogan is a Bitch. I will fuck his whole family…”
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