NBA Audition Video

Have you seen this yet? If you haven't you better watch it now.



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The Iron Sheik- Wrestler, Entertainer and Certified Lunatic!

Ever wonder where the wrestlers of yesteryear are? Most of them are dead. You can’t take steroids, pain killers, and party like they did and live past 50. Some are still alive! Remember The Iron Sheik?! He has become a youtube sensation over the years for being one crazy, offensive bastard.

STOP READING NOW IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY. PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF THE IRON SHEIK'S MOUTH IS INSULTING! DON'T GET MAD AT ME. I'M JUST THE INSTIGATOR HERE.

These clips from The Howard Stern Show will bring you to tears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gtomt4of64&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ume3tzWafw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1APM6t1ASqw&feature=relmfu

He is clearly insane and extremely bitter. I don’t use Twitter much, but you have to check out his Twitter page. Here is one of his recent posts: “ghostbuster 3 make me want to beat the fuck out of someone... who?”  https://de.twitter.com/the_ironsheik

Here is a list of career moves The Iron Sheik should make.

1. Broadway- Forget Mike Tyson on Broadway, I want to see a one man show featuring the Iron Sheik bitching about all the old wrestlers he hates. He doesn’t even need a script. Feed him some booze and let it be an interactive Q&A with the audience.

2. Join a reality TV show- Broadway could be a stretch, but why not reality TV? Insert him on any current reality show as a judge, contestant, host, etc.

3. Create his own reality TV show-  Imagine cameras following him around all day. Each episode can feature a washed up, half dead, broke ass, crack head, wrestler from the past. They could argue with each other about who the better wrestler was and then try to fight each other.

3. Sports Analyst- Analyst for the Olympics. I can picture him screaming at those tiny muscular girls while they are trying their hardest to concentrate and stay on the balance beam about how Macho Man is a cheap piece of shit.

4. Sideline reporter- Erin Andrews who? Put Sheik on the sidelines and let him ask coaches and players whatever questions pop up in his head. I’d love to see an interview with Sheik and Tim Tebow.

5. Author for Children- Dennis Rodman just wrote a children’s book. Can you imagine what The Iron Sheik would come up with? Working title, “Why I Hate Hul…What did you just say? Hulk Hogan is a Bitch. I will fuck his whole family…”

When the going gets tough, just bail.

Wouldn’t it be grand if you could just run away from a bad situation? Here is what life would be like if we lived by the saying, “When the going gets tough, just bail.”

Fiancé complaining a lot? Teach her/him a lesson and call off tomorrow’s wedding.

Are your parents questioning why you are still mooching off them? Screw that! There are plenty of spacious dumpsters and cozy spots under bridges for you to live.

Wife of a few years giving you problems?  End it with her by selling her stuff and using the money for cocaine and hookers. If that’s your thing. Probably would be wiser to invest that money or even treat yourself to a relaxing vacation.

School holding you back? Drop out and spread your wings. You don’t need a degree to bang 20 year olds.

Is your boss giving you shit? Walk in his/her office and quit that bitch! You’re made of money!

Is your Grandmother not getting your 30 year old ass birthday gifts? End it with that cheapskate.

Credit Card Company keeps sending you bills? What are you made of money? Cancel that shit.

Getting bored driving the family to the desired vacation spot year after year? Stop the car, tell everyone to get out and head to Vegas.

Sunday church getting too preachy for you? Tell the priest you don't share his views and

you shouldn't see each other anymore.

Your child won’t stop acting like a jerk? Remind it that there are plenty of spacious dumpsters and cozy spots under bridges to live.

Mom refuses to make you dinner? Sleep with her friend. She'll know to bring the pancakes in the morning. Not just any pancakes, chocolate chip! With a whip cream smiley face!

Half-ass comedian and his jackass friend writing a long winded blog that’s going nowhere? Stop reading it and make sure to message them. Express how repulsed you felt after reading such filth.

By: Mike Cupolo and Tom Hollywood

Chappelle. Ferrell. Cupolo?

I know what you are thinking right now. Wow! Mike aka (awesome nickname you have for me) is back! Thank God the Cool Breeze on a Warm Summer Day blog is up and running again...is this a dream?

No you dummy. Who dreams of reading?

You may be wondering why the blog stopped? I have to be honest. I stopped because the success and hilarity of this blog became too much to handle. How could I possibly keep producing funny ass shit every week? I turned into the Dave Chappelle of blogs.

If you don't buy any of that, congrats you might not be a complete moron.

My point is, its hard to be consistently funny.

Last night on Conan, Will Ferrell came out as Ron Burgundy and announced that they are moving forward with Ancorman 2. This clip is about 5 mins long and it is hilarious. Love when he insults Conan. http://www.hitfix.com/articles/anchorman-2-moving-forward-with-will-ferrell-original-director-adam-mckay

After seeing that you are.. estatic? Pumped? Are you saying things like...I love lamp, Sex Panther, Whammy, jazz flute, whale's vagina, I'm Ron Burgundy?

Most of the same cast and the director Adam McKay will be back. Does this guarantee it will be as funny as the original?

To quote Lee Corso, "Not so fast my friend."

It ain't easy making sequels. I'm pretty sure I'm the first person to ever say this so its mine. You can borrow it, but give me credit you unoriginal bastard.

How many quality comedy sequels are there?
American Pie? Ghostbusters? Hangover 2? Not even close to being as good as the first, but a decent movie.

Yea this happened

How many are better or equal to the original?  
I did about 8 mins of thinking/research and I cant think of one.

So just like this blog, Dave Chappelle's short lived sketch show and every sub par comedy sequel ever made it's hard to be consistently funny in the eye's of the public.

Can Ancorman break the mold? I hope so. In the meantime I'll continue to produce sub par, I mean quality, blog posts for you.